$2000 TSHIRT *READ DESCRIPTION*

THIS TSHIRT COSTS $2000

AFTER PURCHASING THIS ONE OF A KIND TSHIRT. THE SCHOOL APPROPRIATE LEADER WILL FLY OUT TO WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THE WORLD TO PERSONALLY DELIVER THIS TSHIRT. YOU WILL ALSO BE FEATURED IN THE SCHOOL APPROPRIATE HALL OF FAME. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I WILL ACTUALLY FLY OUT TO WHEREVER YOU ARE LOCATED. I WILL TURN THAT EXPERIENCE INTO A YOUTUBE VIDEO WITH YOUR APPROVAL!

SO TO WHOEVER PURCHASES THIS, I THANK YOU. YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT!